Thursday, October 30, 2008

PLUMBER BUTT!!!



Seriously...let me SWIM for a second:
"SOMEONE SHUT THIS FOOL UP! SHUT HIM UP! SLAP HIM WITH A MONKEY WRENCH AND SEND HIM BACK TO WHEREVER THE HELL HE'S FROM! I THOUGHT THE PALIN CHICK (yes, I said "chick")...WAS A DISGRACE AND COMPLETE SIDESHOW ACT! THIS "JOE THE PLUMBER" CLOWN IS A COMPLETE SLAP IN THE FACE TO ANY AMERICAN MILDLY ENGAGED IN THE POLITICAL PROCESS, MORE IMPORTANTLY, THIS ELECTION! OH BUT WAIT...FOR SOME REASON...THERE'S A BUNCH OF MORONS...I MEAN..."JOE THE PLUMBERS...MARY THE MAIDS....TOM THE TAILOR AND FRED THE FIREFIGHTERS ALL OVER THE PLACE THAT THINK THIS JOE GUY REPRESENTS THEM AND ACTUALLY IS WORTH LISTENING TO!
"HEY JOE...YOU'RE A MORON! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL PLUMBER! YOU KNOW NOTHING...NOTHING....NOTHING AT ALL...ABOUT POLITICS!"

NOW HE WANTS TO MAKE A RECORD...GEEZ.....EVERYONE GETS THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME I GUESS.


S K A A R

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

"My friends- "I want my own commercial too!"



Just finished watching Obama's prime-time commercial/address/campaign ad. LOVED IT!
Poor McCain....he's just sitting around with his wooden dummy... Palin simply pissed off!
HATIN'! Just HATIN'! Can't wait to hear/read all of the McCain HATIN' that'll come out over the next 24 hours! Damn, he's probably already started.
McCain can't AFFORD a commercial of his own! Well, that's too bad now isn't it?! You can certainly bet, if he did, he'd be airing his commercial as well!

S K A A R

They'll certainly try won't they!

6IX DAYS TO GO!
While a variety of polls suggest that Barack is doing quite well in comparison to McCain, there's still....Sooooo much to worry about. That's not good. Our voters, the young especially, as well as first time voters...how will this all affect them? What am I talking about here? The number of early reports which indicate that there's already been a few attempts to discount votes and/or disqualify voters from voting at all. False flyers and mailings telling people that Democrats actually vote on Wednesday the 5th. University students told they can't vote on campus. People being told that if they show up to vote, police will arrest them if they have any tickets outstanding.
Then there are the fears that on election day, due to the anticipated amount of voters which should turn out, there will be all sorts of gliches and delays with voting booths, organizing the heavy crowds of voters and of course, problems with recording the actual results. Oh so much for the fun democratic way!
I can just imagine the numerous plots being hatched right now designed to disenfranchise thousands if not hundreds of thousands of voters...Voters...who more than likely will be Obama supporters!

S K A A R

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!


Alright, here we go. I've been off, here and there...taking some time...getting a few things handled here and there and now...I'M BACK! For those who are SWYMIN' with me, I want to take the time to first, apologize for leaving you all hanging. And second, I'd like to say "THANK YOU" for SWYMIN' with me in the first place and for continuing to do so!



ONE WEEK LEFT NOW! ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, AND IT'S ON! IT ALL COMES DOWN TO WIRE IN 5 DAYS! HOPEFULLY, YOU'RE ALL REGISTERED AND FIRED UP...READY TO GO AND GET YOUR VOTE ON!
Just please, keep in mind...YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO ALL DETAILS AND ACTIVITY SURROUNDING YOUR ACTUAL VOTING PROCEDURES! MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE HEADED TO VOTE AND BE CERTAIN YOU'RE NOT BAMBOOZLED OR GIVEN BOGUS INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR VOTING RIGHTS. IF YOU'RE PREVENTED FROM VOTING OR ARE TOLD YOU CAN'T VOTE AT A PARTICULAR LOCATION OR FOR A PARTICULAR REASON, BE SURE TO TAKE DOWN ALL INFORMATION YOU'RE TOLD AND BRING IT TO THE ATTENTION OF YOUR LOCAL VOTING RIGHTS OFFICES OR........CALL THE ELECTION PROTECTION COALITION AT: 1-866-OUR-VOTE or VISIT THE WEB-SITE AT: http://www.866ourvote.org/



ONE WEEK LEFT:

And it seems that the McCain/Palin team just gets more ridiculous every minute.
"My friends"....poor McCain can't even control his Carribu Barbie! Apparently now, she's gone "ROUGE!" "Off Message!" "Doin' her OWN THANG!" Well, let's look at it like this...she's not as dumb as she looks and has been acting I guess. Seems like she KNOWS their bid is doomed and she's looking forward to her very own presidential run in 2012! Let me see: NO WHERE NEAR QUALIFIED TO BE VICE-PRESIDENT...POSSIBLY QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT??! I DON'T THINK SO. Well...she does have four years...maybe she'll be boning up on her leadership skills with that book she's been seen with tucked under her arm lately: "BEING PRESIDENT FOR DUMMIES!"

As for Barack...I'd like to think that he's got this whole thing locked up! On the real side though...I won't be 100% comfortable until he's actually sworn in and has moved the family into the white house! Then I'll bust out the champagne and start celebrating! As we all know...the Republicans are sure to pull out all the stops and ever possible scam they can in order to steal/take this election so like a lot of people, I'm a bit nervous.




Apparently, Barack has already got some lunatics out there looking to do him harm.
Well, actually more like a couple of lost, ignorant, low life trailer park, inbred white boys with no sense of self...SKINHEADS...whatever!!
All I can say is...maybe they'll learn some lessons in jail!
Seriously though, as I mentioned above, I'm nervous about Barack getting there, but there's also some fear that some silly fools, or...even worse...some not so silly fools will want to bring him harm!
Let's all keep our thoughts positive!

S K A A R

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

BEEN A WHILE!

HELLO S.W.Y.M NATION READERS!

It's been a bit since I've been on here...SWIMIN'...saying what's on my mind.
Goodness....maybe my mind is fried. Between little angry man McCain and his ding bat sidekick...and the current economic melt down that's continuing, I think I've been at a loss for words.

Seriously...I've just been a bit tied up and I'm looking forward to getting back into the swing...I mean SWYM of things soon!

Stick with me!

In the meantime, feel free to hit me up with your comments, concerns and general opinions on things. Go ahead and SWYM for a little.


C'

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Oh goodness...someone shut her up!

We're 15 minutes into it...and Palin has done everything she can thus far to prove that she's in no way prepared to in the position she's in!
Biden is speaking like a man who's familiar with his words, has a grasp on his thoughts and has a sense of what he's talking about. Palin..........is nervous as all hell.....and she's speaking as if she's simply trying her best to spew the crap they loaded her up with in preparation!
Right from the start of course, she starts with talking to "the soccer moms" and "hockey moms!" She's actually using the "dumb", average house wife character as an attempt to make her seem viable!

S K A A R!

And here we go....



Here we go. Tonight, CNN ,the vice presidential debate between Senator Joe Biden and Governor Sarah Palin. (Got to be careful to call her by her full name and title...otherwise, I could be labeled as "sexist" or not being fair!)
I truly believe the debate should be canceled. I mean, aren't there more important things to be done? Shouldn't the candidates suspend their campaigns in the interest of the nation's financial crisis? Shouldn't they both go to D.C. and put the "people" ahead of their own political interests? Wouldn't we all be better served if this debate just didn't happen? I mean, in spite of the media making this out to be "Must See T.V!"...what exactly should we be looking forward to? This debate should be canceled because Sarah Palin should be canceled! It's an outrage at this point! A disgrace to the American people and the entire democratic process! It just continues to get worse and worse! Let McCain have a "do-over!" I don't mind. No biggie! Just send this air brain Alaskan home. She's an insult to the political process. She's an insult to women. She's an insult to men. She's just........AN INSULT in every way! I can't possibly take her serious as a vice-presidential candidate.
Well....here we go....I'm going to watch this...


S K A A R